Is it at all wrong that I have just spent the past half an hour sitting in my dark apartment with a glass of red wine watching a lean, sinewy, muscular man strut around in his underwear in the apartment across the street?
not if he's hot. you should get a shaving mirror and blind him with the sun. then break into his apartment and take adavntage of him while he's still dazed. Or do something alotgether less tacky and more Paul Auster-y.
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No. Although I think this particular activity lends itself more to Vodka shooters.
not if he's hot. you should get a shaving mirror and blind him with the sun. then break into his apartment and take adavntage of him while he's still dazed. Or do something alotgether less tacky and more Paul Auster-y.
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