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I think. I shop. I drink. I rant.
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- Another Fab Summer Jam
- Mum & Me
- Homo-Neurotic Has A New Home
- New Glasses
- TGIF
- Saying Goodbye
- Crazy Beautiful
- This Is What I Want To Look Like When I Grow Up
- Ditto
- Tymoshenko Galactica
- The Kasparov Of Our Generation
- The Last Great Couturier
- Token Asian Reporter
- The World's First Steam punk Prime Minister?
- Welcome To The Fantastic Plastic World
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2 comments:
Planning on facial hair implants? ;p
You will never look like that because you have the pinched face of a hideous porcelain doll, animated by some foul magics.
Where now is the wizard who crafted you? Did he abandon you when you became a horrible bitch? No doubt he discarded you in the shame he felt for creating such a thing.
No Jon, you will never look like this man because the expression on his face is warm and alive. In his chest beats a human heart. You may buy the clothes and the umbrella perhaps even a wig but you cannot buy a soul. Always you will lack the warmth he exudes for in your chest twitches a cold ceramic pump, every beat of which offends nature.
Also you're much shorter.
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