Civility

After years of shuttling between continents in economy, I've managed to accumulate enough frequent flyer miles to earn a coveted seat in business class. As I write this, I'm enjoying a very lovely glass of sauvignon blanc at the complimentary wine bar while I wait for my spa treatment before being served my pre flight supper in the terrace lounge dining room. There is also a beautiful spanish man sitting right across from me working on a crossword puzzle. I feel so fabulous it hurts. I can only imagine what it must be like in the first class lounge.

Indelible

It was my first ever drum n bass party at the Prince of Wales. I was 18 and pilling off my tits on half a blue butterfly and this track came on




Christ I've been getting nostalgic these past couple of weeks!

Thank Allah Its Friday

Sometimes when I'm having a shitty day, it just takes something like this to make it all better

Agony Aunt

My friend Seth and I are starting up an advice column blog. So please email us your questions about life, love and everything else in between. We promise to be rigorous, honest and most importantly, very very drunk in our analysis of your issues. Click on the owl above for the site.

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I Love Techno

Chris Liebing is playing in New York. It's been a good six months since I've danced to hard, minimal German techno. I can't fucking wait. If anybody is interested, I'll be at Cielo on the 20th. You'll find me doing my two step shuffle next to the speaker at the back.

Bespoke

Finally, it is done! I love it and I'm never taking it off.

Sing it Mary

Glasses

The Universe Is Trying To Tell Me Something

My horoscope from this month's Vanity Fair:

"Just when you've accepted the fact that you're going to spend the rest of your life alone under your grandmonther's afghan, peek-a-boo! There's somebody under there with you. Try to hold on to em however and poof! There they go. That is the nature of a 7-th house Uranus transit, so you'll just have to be Zen about relationships. Besides, you're a Virgo remember? You're supposed to be throwing yourself into service and focusing on staying healthy, not chasing people you can't catch. Who can blame you though?"

Foolish Pride

I've been listening to a lot of torch songs recently. Must be the weather or something.